FUNNY LOVE

-what a great combination. Two of the strongest emotion producing experiences, love and laughter, together combined. What do you end up with? An intense experience (what else can you call falling in love) that you get to laugh at. Maybe if we laughted at this more often , well just maybe we wouldn't cry so much?
Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can - all of them make me laugh.
-- WH Auden
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
~ Woody Allen
Happiness is the china shop; love is the bull.
~ H. L. Mencken
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
-- Erma Bombeck
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
-- Cher
An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie
Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.
-- Albert Einstein
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There’s too much fraternizing with the enemy.
-- Henry Kissinger
The four most important words in any marriage..."I'll do the dishes."
-- Anonymous
Love doesn't make the world go round. It makes the ride worthwhile.
-- Anonymous
You know it's love when you want to keep holding hands even after you're sweaty.
-- Anonymous
In the eyes of a lover pockmarks are dimples.
-- Japanese Proverb
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
-- Anonymous
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down?
-- Woody Allen
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
--Unknown
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
--Albert Einstein
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
--Ingrid Bergman
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin
Love: Two minds without a single thought.
-- Philip Barry
If love is blind, what is the purpose of lingerie?
--Unknown